Mechanic Ross

Mechanic Ross is the founder and Leader of Company M and best known the creator of the Ralph's Fun! series. He also is the designer for most of its content. He has never gone on any absence in Company M's recorded history.

Personal life
Mechanic was born on August 9, 1999 and grew up in the suburban town of Andover, Massachusetts with two older brothers, Cel Ross and Guy Ross, respectively, in a nuclear family with two opposite-sex heterosexual biological middle-aged parents. He is known for being humorous and enjoying screwing around, while also being wise. His occupations and hobbies include bicycle riding, playing drums, ensioning, and killing.

Very personal life
On 8/19/13, Mechanic stated that he had been celibate for 20 minutes.

The Fuckman legend
As a young kid fascinated by obscenities, Mechanic decided to make up a fib story to tell his brothers to explain why fuck was a swear. He claimed that a man named "Fuckman" used to exist, and was so terrible that his name was never to be uttered again. However, this was purely conjecture of a toddler.